Teen Mom Rejected By Playboy After Basically Begging Them To Let Her Show Her Tits

(Source) INTERGALACTIC EXCLUSIVE: TMZ has learned, “Teen Mom” porn star Farrah Abraham will be living out every young girl’s fantasy to model nude for Playboy magazine!!! Just kidding, Playboy rejected her sorry ass. Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out to the men’s magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue … one of her lifelong dreams.

But the mag said no way, hoe-se. That didn’t stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we’re told she reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn’t have enough room for her.

Is Playboy serious? Are they seriously pretending to be the be all end all of tits and ass? You’re not fucking Harvard Playboy. Grow the fuck up. Like I would understand this if it was 1970 and internet porn didn’t exist but it’s 2013 and literally no one in the world still reads Playboy. You shouldn’t be in the business of denying people, especially people like Teen Mom who for some reason everyone is fascinated with. I mean I don’t care about seeing her in Playboy, I already saw her get absolutely dominated in real life, but that’s not the point. Playboy should be bending over backwards to keep up with the jones. No one cares about seeing the 10 millionth blonde haired big boobed chick that Hugh Hefner fucked with his weird old dick. Such a bougy move by playboy. Get smutty you assholes, you aren’t better than us.